pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

Counter crutch

To counter crutch is to resist engagement because of fear of being rejected. To feel shy.

The guza was too peng so I counter crutched.

by Cilantro January 18, 2021

Counter-Doubt

A counter "attack" when someone "presses X to doubt."

Boy: I FINALLY GOT LAID!
Dad: LOL, press X to doubt.
Boy: Press R3 to Counter-Doubt.

by Damanjan May 10, 2018

Counter Butter

When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.

I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.

by AHamSandwich May 2, 2022

Counterous

Counterous means - a lot of, or much

There are counterous ways to annoy me

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes

After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter

by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024

counter-bandwagoning

To reject popular culture, music, and ideas for attention, and the purpose of fitting in with non-conformists. Counter-bandwagoners often spend time in your face talking loudly about how "different" they are, and bashing popular musicians/celebrities. They usually don't know what they're talking about. Since non-conformists seem to make up half of the teenage population nowadays, in a way, counter-bandwagoners are actually conforming to socially acceptable ideas. Or at least they pretend to.

(In reality these people probably don't care about pop culture at all. And that's fine, but if you really don't give a shit, then act like you don't give a shit. Being true to yourself is a lot less annoying and makes you a lot more likeable to others.)

1.)Jessica: "FUCK MACKELMORE! I can't stand his annoying-ass music. he fucking sucks! I bet he doesnt even write his own stuff!"

Brandon: "Ugh, stop counter-bandwagoning. Some of his songs are pretty good, actually. He seems like a pretty nice dude. And yes, he does."
(good guy Brandon)

2.) Miley Cyrus is a good example of a counter-bandwagoner.

by everythingsawesomeallthetime August 30, 2013