Term referring to the 10 commandments
The 11th commandment being : Thou shall not be a homo.
Some examples are :
1. 10 guy sleepovers
2. Touching yourself with another guy present
3. Raving in front of the mirror with other guys
4. Sucking lollipops in public. Period.
5. Being a homo in general
The 11th commandment being : Thou shall not be a homo.
Some examples are :
1. 10 guy sleepovers
2. Touching yourself with another guy present
3. Raving in front of the mirror with other guys
4. Sucking lollipops in public. Period.
5. Being a homo in general
by loko May 17, 2008
Get the The 11th Commandment mug.A term used mostly sarcastically to mock someone for a mistake or doing something stupid, similar to how "genius" can be used.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.
This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.
This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.
"Guy 1 - I heard Tyler got promoted to Starfleet Commander after he slipped and put his foot through the house roof last weekend.
Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"
Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"
by firstkipchak March 21, 2010
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When your in real life in a REAL situation playing a game usually airsoft or paintball and the 13 year old behind you attempts to use his "experience" which extends no far than Call of Duty 4 to lead the way like hes hot shit or something, literally the guy that could be with 12 Airborne Rangers and would say "guys Ive done this before" and try's to lead the way. Usually results in him being wrecked terribly in which case he blames it all on his team.
armchair commander example:
armchair commander: guys I got this down don't you worry about me
*12 other ex-military guys with 15+ years of experience*: But that would get us all killed....
armchair commander: no listen to me I'm going to go up follow my lead
mil guys: ok we will be right behind you *quiet* ditch this armchair commander, hes so chairborne I can hear the game control squeak.
armchair commander: guys I got this down don't you worry about me
*12 other ex-military guys with 15+ years of experience*: But that would get us all killed....
armchair commander: no listen to me I'm going to go up follow my lead
mil guys: ok we will be right behind you *quiet* ditch this armchair commander, hes so chairborne I can hear the game control squeak.
by rower200 May 23, 2009
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Get the herr commandant mug.Calum: "Im going commando today boys!"
Ashton: "Calum thats goss!"
Michael: "Right behind ya buddy"
Luke: "Im wearing your underwear"
Ashton: "Calum thats goss!"
Michael: "Right behind ya buddy"
Luke: "Im wearing your underwear"
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Get the going commando mug."watch commando to see Arnold stroll down a pristine garden path while hired henchmen run into a steady stream of automatic gunfire"
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Get the commando mug.I. If the word 'tea' or the letter 'T' is spoken the speaker must brew a single cup for each wishingle recipient.
II. The speaker must be wholly in the front room or kitchen of the property.
III. Once a tea making quest has begun, the next quest cannot be undertaken until the first round of tea has been delivered.
IV. Only humans present in the room can request a cup once the offence has been committed.
V. Gaps in the rules are resolved in a manner which produces the most tea.
II. The speaker must be wholly in the front room or kitchen of the property.
III. Once a tea making quest has begun, the next quest cannot be undertaken until the first round of tea has been delivered.
IV. Only humans present in the room can request a cup once the offence has been committed.
V. Gaps in the rules are resolved in a manner which produces the most tea.
t'commandments violations;
Aidan 'Where have you been today Craig?'
Craig 'O.T.C'
Aidan 'Go on then'
Holt 'Whats the ideal gas equation?'
Flint 'PV=nRT'
Holt 'Yes please'
Craig 'Im so battered cod I could kill for a cup of tea, oh shit...'
Uncaring housemates 'Eye, I fancy one at that'
Aidan 'Where have you been today Craig?'
Craig 'O.T.C'
Aidan 'Go on then'
Holt 'Whats the ideal gas equation?'
Flint 'PV=nRT'
Holt 'Yes please'
Craig 'Im so battered cod I could kill for a cup of tea, oh shit...'
Uncaring housemates 'Eye, I fancy one at that'
by cawdor January 15, 2010
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