COCKTAIL BRO

A cocktail influencer on social media who passes off other people’s recipes as their own and thinks they have cringey amounts of sex appeal when in fact they come across as a douche.

Look at the guys insta he’s definitely a cocktail bro

by @Coventrycocktails June 6, 2024

Cocktail clit

When you get too drunk that you cannot feel your clit no matter how much stimulation you use.

“We fucked all night but I couldn’t finish because I had cocktail clit”

by Laurgalore January 19, 2026

Sawyers cocktail

A mixture of Poo, Urine, and Vomit. Usually the cocktail will be made in a bath.

Last night Matt got absolutely wasted and while in the Bath he made the famous Sawyers cocktail.

by cottage-grove February 1, 2008

Phone Cocktail

When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.

Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!

by sneaky1 April 3, 2009

toilet cocktail

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.

As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.

by battleof_myself April 17, 2009

hando cocktail

when a friend named hando gives another friend a drink he stirred with his penis

johny drank the hando cocktail

by handito November 12, 2009

molotweet cocktail

A tweet posted to kick-off a targeted hacker attack, start a firestorm of controversy, or incite a flame war.

This term is derived from molotov cocktail, a low-cost firebomb popular among revolutionaries. A molotweet cocktail was posted by @Anon_Operation on Dec. 8, 2010 as a call to fire denial of service attacks against Mastercard and Visa in retaliation for their withholding of card-holder donations to Wikileaks. Once the molotweet cocktail was posted, a barrage of attacks brought down the cardholders in 3 minutes flat. Using Twitter to recruit volunteers, @Anon_Operation shared an executable and instructions to allow Twitter users to join the bot-net attack. This was the first time in history that civilians voluntarily enrolled to join a political internet war with such major global impact.

A less incendiary form of molotweet cocktail is posting flame-inciting tweets like "Why don't all women just get boob jobs already?"

by Silver-Tongued Angel December 9, 2010