Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

Chubbing

A verb which means to lazily lay down while being fat

My cat kept chubbing around the house

by TheChubbyCat May 7, 2025

Chubbing

2-manning a rowboat that has a cannon in the game Sea of Thieves instead of using an actual ship

My friend and I were chubbing last night and sunk 2 ships!

by RICEmonger July 25, 2024

Chub one out

Sneaking in a cheeky knuckle shuffle in an inappropriate, and semi-public location.

Jack sneaked away to chub one out in the confession booth during the Lenten service.

by Naughty Loulou March 9, 2023

chub

something that is illegal but cool or enjoyable.

It was really chub when we ran away from the cops.

by novacasa November 24, 2016

Mr Chubs

A fat hamster that likes to perch upon your head. He also makes a hell of a lot of noise at night, but you love your fat little baby too much to get annoyed.

"Oh hey, Mr Chubs!! I see you're up already."

"Mr Chubs kept me awake all night by running on his wheel."

by Mr Chub's dad June 20, 2021