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Chronic

Similar to sick, chronic describes something that’s cool/insane/crazy
Bro, last night was so chronic!
by BrokenBlades December 3, 2017
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Chronically Online

"Man Emily is so chronically online"
by Folklore, Evermore September 3, 2023
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Chronic Buttcheese

A condition you can get if you routinely shit multiple times a day on a daily basis. Usually when you shit your ass has this substance called Buttcheese which are called dingle berries that get stuck on your butt hair. When you shit multiple times a day it can become chronic since you may shit in the morning afternoon and at night perhaps after a shower meaning your ass is not clean properly making it chronic.
Person no 1: Hey did you hear that Brady shits multiple times a day?

Person no 2: No way! He has Chronic Buttcheese
mugGet the Chronic Buttcheesemug.

chronic disposition

Mang, I have chronic disposition after sleeping with that hooker!
by Phat Petes September 14, 2022
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Chronic Myspace user

damn, you seen that guy on dental day? he is always on myspace. chronic myspace user
by spngbb99 December 7, 2023
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Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more
Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner
by DrDryNips February 2, 2025
mugGet the Chronic Goonermug.

Chronic Roasting

Chronic roasting is a comeback that specializes in the art of sarcastic satire. In this case Person A will Ensue to dismiss any of Person B sarcasm by reverse humour. It is chronic due to the amount of effort and the persistence the Person A will go through just to make the comeback so forceful that Person B would assume to have an existential crisis.
"your bloodline is as weak as that fade, you done fucked up now"
"well fuck me sideways, didn't know we were going to talk about my appearance when you the side bitch in your relationship if you don't get your ass together I'll do some Chronic Roasting, That'll straighten you out"
by Ain't your damn Business April 7, 2018
mugGet the Chronic Roastingmug.

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