Christian

An annoying guy who has a incredibly small dangle and has a tendency to start fires. Often loves to suck hefty cock.

Sean: Hey have you seen that guy Christian?
Ged: Yeah, what a douche!
Robert: I think he's cool...
Sean and Ged: Get out.

by jabal June 2, 2010

Christianity

A Religious culture, where the people who follow it think, lgbtq+ is wrong.... 27% of People from the Christian Religion turn out to be gay

yall are fucking gay, i mean hes a christiam so he probably is.
Christianity

by ΔΞΓΨΝ February 21, 2019

Christian

Funny,Caring ,and thought full person.He always makes people laugh and will always be handsome. He is a ladies mad with a gorgeous face.

Christian is a gorgeous man

by SMAHSER March 21, 2017

Christian

Some melon head wanker who fiddles with year two kids and has ears like dobby and teeth like bugs fucking bunny. His head looks like a baked bean gone wrong and his mum sewed up his anus because he deserved it. His breath stinks of his mums chicken curry and will never make it in life because he is a nonce and he is in Set 8.

Christian's dad's condom split and the cunt managed to be born. This prick needs to die.

by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019

christian

if used in a name, he can be charming at points, but is mostly intellectual, and self absorbed. Christian usually prefers boys over girls. christian means follower of Christ, but never usually acts like one. Christian has ghostly white skin, but beautiful blond hair. Girls with red hair usually fall for him, but he chose red head boys instead.

christian surprised me by giving me flowers on valintines day

by london revival January 9, 2017

Christian

A dumb person who has no respect for anybody else’s personal rights. Christian is a sweaty try hard at everything he does and yet he still finds a way to be the worst person there. Christian is the type of person to steal your girl. Well at least TRY to steal your girl with his dumb ass hair and dumb personality. Christian is the worst person to be friends with and even worse to be a boyfriend (If you even let him become your bf surprisingly). Christian go f yourself.

Michael:*being a god at basketball*
Christian: *sweating like a dumb pig*

by Jeffafa January 22, 2020

Christian.

He is a generous great guy, really cute, kind hearted and loving. He sees the best in people. He's great at sports but always chokes in finals. He is terukinas bitch. :p

Christian. always chokes

by Savage 808 March 15, 2017