Dead.
Guy: "The children...they're all dead...what kind of monster would do this?!"
Random cow that just appeared from nowhere: "skateboards."
Random cow that just appeared from nowhere: "skateboards."
by 7568ino November 23, 2023
Get the the childrenmug. They are the spawn of Satan. They also like Dog Treats because they look like Scooby Snacks. Why? I dunno ask the Children
by Not-So-Sweet-Treats November 17, 2018
Get the Childrenmug. 
Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024
Get the Driveby Knuckle Childrenmug. by Children wore there dirty shoe December 5, 2021
Get the children wore there dirty shoesmug. by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015
Get the blanket childrenmug. I have too many children.
by clicktheredbutton.com November 8, 2017
Get the childrenmug.