chicago sidewinder

a dude ejaculates in a line and someone (hopefully a female) snorts it through there nose

I jizzed on the table and that stupid bitch snorted that shit up.

by Tack May 12, 2003

Mimi Chica

Synonymous with "Mexican."

The Mimi Chicas aren't able to cross the border in herds like they used to.

by Cyle June 26, 2006

Chicago Fishhook

Amer. slang.

A technique wherein while a girl is doogy style an index finger is inserted into her anus and then removed and "hooked" fish style into her mouth

by isotop235 May 10, 2004

Chicago 2016

1. (n.) when the International Community gives the USA a bitch-slap in the face by picking the favela-town of Rio de Janeiro

2. (adj.) -d the act of foreigners proving how racist they still are by denying POTUS Obama, FLOTUS Obama, and the most powerful person in the universe - Oprah, what the native Chicagoans want

3. (adv.) -ing the act of Republicans finding another way to be secretly racist about the President

Man, we lost the game by 50 points, we just got Chicago 2016d.

by Brian AL Johnson October 2, 2009

University of Chicago

noun. The best school in America. Known for its rigorous curriculum, intelligent students, brilliant teachers and ugly females. The University of Chicago is better than all of the Ivies. Washington University in St. Louis thinks it compares with UofC but, thats just not factually correct. Usually, the smartest person you know goes to University of Chicago. Harvard is the UofC of the NE, Stanford of the West and Oxford of the European continent.

Student recently accepted into University of Chicago: Whew.

Student recently accepted into Yale: Why are you relieved shouldn't you be excited you go accepted into the University of Chicago?

Student recently accepted into University of Chicago: I'm relieved I don't have to go to Yale.

by de Facto February 28, 2010

chicago hotplate

while your partner is lying flat on their back, cover their face in siran wrap, poking out breathing holes, and proceed to shit on their face

This kid Kevin Murphy had another dude pull a chicago hotplate on him.

by ganjaface February 20, 2004

Chicago drop and dash

Taking a shit in a friend or relative's toilet then leaving without flushing. Preferably when said friend/relative is sleeping or at work. Even more preferable to catch a cross country flight afterward.

"Hey Todd, that was a nice Chicago drop and dash you did on your brother before catching that flight to Seattle.

by K K September 10, 2008