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Chav

A ‘Chav’ is someone who smokes weed at kfc car park 24/7. They have lost their virginity at the age of 10-13 and wears fake designer clothes like North Face. Most of chavs live in Devon, Paignton.
Sindy Lu- “ I fucked a chav. Does that make me a chav too?”
Kerrie- “Yes, you skanky chav.”
by Paigntonisachavvyplace May 23, 2018
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Chav

Chav-
Often standing for Council House Associated Vermin
found on street corners, or bus stops. With the cheapest larger and roll-up cigs they can find.
Treat with care or they will 'Buff you up bert'

Words are often added to the end of their sentences, IE
1) Mayte (Phonetic)
2) Bert
3) Pal
4) Bruv
'or8 bert, am gunna smash u up cos u looked @ mi bird like'
Quote from a chav
by TehDoctor May 13, 2011
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chav

Romany word meaning "little child". Recently misappropriated by the mainstream media and used as a slur against British working class culture, while at the same time denigrating it's language of origin. To be called a chav is to be a scapegoat and effectively a "white nigger".
In many ways, both chavs and US trailer trash are 'not-quite-white', in the sense that they are seen as thieving, violent, promiscuous and thoroughly unrespectable: the very tropes that historically have been applied to Irish, Asian and Black immigrants in Europe and America.
by Jessica Fox July 25, 2008
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chav

chav, this is basically not in the same group as civilized humans. they wear amazing clothes(straight off the catwalk) and show off authentic gold jewelry that only we can lust after. their language is one of maturity.

chavs=end of western civilization and must be iradicated quikly

the good thing about this is ive used big words so they wont understand this(:
chav
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chav

chavs are simply the dregs of human existance which generaly show them selfs as being dumb, lazy and violent.
the classic chav will hang around a lamp post shouting at anyone who walks past him and trying to start fights with inocent people, untill someone punches him in the face and couses him to run off cring to his brother/girlfriend/friends saying that they were randomly attacked for no reason
by OXIV August 31, 2010
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chav

A boring stupid idiot who pretends to like greenday so all the emo girls will think hes cool. Their usually short, have bad hair, and dress like gangsters. Their friends are either mentally retarded people or other chavs. Known for very bad comebacks.
girl:eww im breaking up with you ur a chav
aaron (chav):well i slept with ur mom ON THURSDAY
girl:ok whatever
aaron (chav): ur a fat goth!!!!! ooo.
girl:just shut up. ur sad.
aaron (chav): ur mom!!!!!
by pixiebitch July 8, 2007
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chav

People who should basically go die! They are a race of tacky, ugly people who can't seem to see everyone hates them and that they have no future/musical taste/sense of style/contraception.

See wanker scum bastard scrounger retard fail
Non-Chav: Hi
Chav: You startin mate!?! You wanna be banged out!?!
Non-Chav: *walks away*
by punkplatypus August 10, 2010
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