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churchbells

when your balls are hung low and sway side to side with ease
Dude I just got out of the shower and my boys are swinging like churchbells!
by chris.l23 January 23, 2010
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charchie

"Charchie" refers to the shipping of Cheryl Blossom and Archie Andrews in Riverdale. Although the ship hasn't happened yet, we hope it will.
Me: Do you ship Charchie?
Everyone: CHERYL AND ARCHIE BELONG TOGETHER! 10/10 ENDGAME!
by CherylxBombshell July 19, 2017
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on my way to church

1. To be on the path to righteousness, usually you are comming from an unrighteous path.

2. When a gangsta who aint made amends for all the shit that he has done, but intends to before he dies.....

3. Title of Jim Jones' Album released in 2004. Supossedly he claims that when he was a child, one day he ran away from home on a sunday, and since then never went to church.
"Im still on my way to church man" - Jim Jones

"Its that ditty bop on my way to church music" - Cam'Ron

"Man did you stop sellin and killin niggas?"
"Nah man, im still on my way to church"
by Almighty Shake Zulah May 10, 2005
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smack my church monkey

The process of destroying a persons day or life, or it can literally be taken as "smacking a monkey that is employed by the Magisterium." Thirdly it can be taken as direct interjection of religion into a persons life.

Origins: the 2007 theatrical version of The Golden Compass, Where Nicole Kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.
"Why are you always trying to smack my church monkey?"
"I shouldn't have done that, it feels like I just got smacked by a church monkey."
by JaKeJa January 3, 2008
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churchtian

1.This words refers to somebody who goes to church, and suffers from a holier than thou complex. They believe themselves to have a better relationship with their God; due to their "church" attendance.

2. Another word for a hypocrite.
Billy is a churchtian; always saying I am going to hell, because I don't go to church.
by d.o.r.k. February 6, 2010
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Churchill Falls

the most boring town in the whole world. home to 600 people and no fun activities. nothing to do but sit down inside all day and wish you were gone. if you were in this town for 5 seconds you'd wanna leave as soon as you got here. you can't get along with everyone because you know them too much so you always getting in fights, and getting sick of everyone. overall this place is the biggest shithole in the world
by krhesaoofn :) April 8, 2011
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Church Coffee

Horrible coffee made exclusively by churches. It is always way too weak and tastes odd. They just can't get it right!
guy 1: Hey, how's the coffee?
guy 2: Horrible, it tastes like Church Coffee.
guy 1: Gross. Lets get a Monster instead.
by palindrome216 July 6, 2011
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