Capitate

The act of putting somebody's head on.

Jimmy lost his head so they had to capitate him.

by Peanut Bomb March 08, 2023

DCG Capital

DCG Capital is a global investor capitalizing on and investing in both emerging and developing markets across 6 continents. DCG Capital was founded in 2015.

John told me about how his investments in DCG Capital made him financially independent.

by Thepedia February 05, 2024

Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics

The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.

A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 28, 2023

capital crocodile

Equivalent to "Wallstreet bandits". A direct Chinese translation.

How do you distinguish capital crocodiles from barbarians?

by CapitalCrocodile March 06, 2017

Revert Capital

The advantages which come with being a new revert to the religion of Islam.

Olly was given revert capital as he got 50% off at chaiwala and a free trip to Umrah.

by Revertroster December 17, 2021

BEJrovBOOTy GanBJrastaxe 🪓 capital 111

A board game that is played with a dice and comes with 10 BEJS and 10 axe 🪓 MAN. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastaxe 🪓 capital 111. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 20, 2023

darawiish capital

A darawiish capital is a city that is central to dhulbahante

the darawiish capital

by khatumo October 31, 2020