Douche Canoe

When two or more douche bags are in one vehicle or transportation device.

When Sean's team gets on the bus to come play at one of our stadiums it turns into a douche canoe.

by Blackhawks39 April 9, 2016

Douche Canoe

Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.

Hey! Can you not be a douche canoe?

by SonaIsGold June 6, 2021

Douche-canoe

A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.

Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.

by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022

David Cano

THE REALEST OF THE REALEST NIGGA EVER

that boy david cano loyal asf!

by Jamica2020 September 21, 2020

Douche canoe

Travis Howell

Travis is such a douche canoe

by Blaw dog December 31, 2017

Shit Canoe

The bowel movement that happens after anal sex.

John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe

by Breezy1991 June 12, 2018

Canoeing

A bizarre, awful sex move that no one asked for and no one wanted except one psychopath. Missionary position except the man is kneeling instead of laying on top of his partner and for some strange reason he keeps grabbing their legs and moving side to side, like he's trying to rock a canoe.

(After being rocked side to side half a dozen times.) Are you really canoeing me again, you maniac?

by LunarKitty79 September 26, 2025