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logic cannon

The words one shouts ( as loudly as possible ) when they use logic to either:

1)Win an argument
2) Debunk a theory
3) Show someone just how stupid they are
Human 1: I can't believe i did so badly on the test, I even studied for it !

Human 2: That's because you studied for the wrong test you idiot.

Human 2: LOGIC CANNON !
by (legal)druggydude July 7, 2011
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Cotton Cannon

A powerful shoulder cannon used by the predator, it fires blue raspberry cotton blasts with explosive results.
(The predator fired the cotton cannon launching blue raspberry shit at a marine causing him to explode into a bitch torso.
by Bond of Blood December 26, 2010
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Pussy Cannon

Launching yourself penis first into a woman's vagine.
Karen: "Bob why is there a Circus Cannon in the room!?"
Bob: "Honey, have you ever tried the Pussy Cannon?"
Bob: *Does the Pussy Cannon*
Karen :
by Osama_binBallin September 16, 2019
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Shannon the Cannon

Spakka's misses that does nothing but catch COVID and shag every man she sees.
Jim: 'Is Shannon the Cannon able to come over tonight mummy'
by Man a boasty. December 2, 2021
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Cannon Fire

When you put a cannon up a girls pussy or ass and fire a cannon ball out covered in cum making her cum more times then she has ever done in her life in one night but making her exploded in the process.
Friend : Yo dude i fucked the hell out of a girl last night making her cum 3 times

You: But dude did you use cannon fire

Friend: No
You: well it makes a girl cum more times in her life in one day then her whole life but making her exploded too
Friend: I'm trying that next
by Retard Mike December 5, 2018
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Flesh Cannon

Cock, penis, dick, etc.
dude, you are such a fag, you are staring at the flesh cannon in that porn video.

I wanna shoot guns. Wanna shoot my flesh cannon.

My flesh cannon blew DNA all over that hookers face.
by DT105CF May 30, 2013
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man cannon

a guys cock that shoots out cannon balls
hey quazzle i bet u like to shoot your man cannon up other guys hershie highway
you damn quaz
by billythesnipe June 15, 2003
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