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Calcium

A FW of the steampowered.com forums.

Widely known over the sp.com community for his freakish conspiritorial theories and paranoia.
"You're one of...them...aren't you?'

'Hey dude, I'm just here to deliver your milk.'"
by Muahahahaha October 12, 2004
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Cali

A girl who is very beautiful, with brains to match. She has lots of friends, most of whom are guys, and she loves to laugh. She is very ticklish and has lots of passion for things she enjoys

She enjoys being hugged and kissed.
Hey, look at Cali! She is looking fiiiine today

Man, I wish I was dating Cali
by Surfing Maniac April 7, 2009
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Soul Caliber II

One of the best fighting games in existance. The game is weapon based, meaning that characters use fat ass swords and shit. Check it out if you just came out from under your rock.
Man, I just kicked your ass at Soul Caliber II!
by Your Ass September 29, 2003
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Calgary T-shirt

A hooded sweatshirt. A Calgary T-shirt is the least substantial article of clothing that can be worn comfortably outdoors in Calgary, Alberta, Canada where the temperature seemingly never exceeds 14 degrees Celsius even during the warmest part of the year.
"You don't need to wear your touque today Bob, it's beautiful outside! Just throw on a Calgary T-shirt."
by Sean BonJovi December 24, 2007
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Calgarian

Cal-Gary, the names of the two men whose marriage was the first between two persons of the same sex.
Calgarian is a term used to define a gay marriage.
Calgary Flames, a calgarian hockey team consisting of gay men.
Darryl said to Jarome, "I love you man, marry me, I want us to become Calgarians."
by edsnotmyrealname February 7, 2010
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Calgary

Calgary is a beautiful city in western Canuckistan. It is known by insiders for a nearly omnipotent police force; indeed, the Calgary police regularly catches heinous criminals in the act of parking more than 200 cm from the curb.

The city with the most insanely expensive cars per capita.

For the mathematically inclined, Calgary's road system was designed from scratch to be an example that shows that solving NP-complete problems while driving is bad.

Calgary consistently ranks in the top 10 cities in terms of quality of life and eco-friendliness. These are less defining characteristics, and more properties. However, a defining characteristic is that Calgary receives the second strongest Chinook winds; Lethebridge receiving the strongest Chinook winds. Chinook winds are sent by the Gods to make everyone sick by quickly altering the temperature from -20 to +20.
Driver: I got a ticket for having my steering wheel turned to 22 degrees while parked.
Friend: You must have parked in Calgary.
At a distance...
Police trainee (to Officer): Shouldn't I feel bad about giving such ridiculous tickets.
Police officer: No. Everybody in Calgary is rich.
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Newcomer to Calgary: Whoa, is that a Ferrari being followed by a Lamborghini?
Calgarian: Pick your jaw up! I bought two last week, you can have one if you want.
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Driver: How do I get to your place; I'm on the opposite end of the city?
Friend on phone: It's easy. Just solve the k-Clique problem for k=33.
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If it's too cold for you, wait 10 minutes.
by Calgarian November 8, 2011
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cali-fizzle

im from S-Dizzle, Cali-Fizzle.
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by highrida4rmgrapestreet BBK February 17, 2005
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