super crispy fried rice

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.

person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!

by illgamer97 July 20, 2012

stay crispy

to be chill, cool, relaxed.

Yo Chazz, stay crispy, peace.

by shaunzdead44 October 26, 2007

hekka crispy

when you stroll down the block with all yo homies you see somethin lookin mad guud, yo be like AYO DAT WAS HEKKA CRISPY

yo airbud was lookin fly wit dem basketball moves yoo. skillz be hekka crispy

by jellymane April 11, 2010

Old crispy dick is at it again

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.

Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight. Old crispy dick is at it again!

by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015

Drop a crispy

Euphemism for pooping.

"I just dropped a crispy."
"I need to drop a crispy."

by pseurrie December 27, 2011

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down

hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

by Plutoid Federal Navy June 28, 2021

Extra Crispy

Somebody that has a bad attitude and just seems to be upset for no reason. They are usually upset at you because they are upset and somebody else.

Damn......you see that bitch over there.......she was extra crispy for no reason.

by nigga nique June 27, 2006