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Grandma sure is crafty - look at this puff paint sweatshirt she made me for my birthday!
by English teacher, really April 25, 2010
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Crusty Omelette

The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.
Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."

Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"
by Crusty Omelette September 22, 2009
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Crusty

Semi abusive discription of a traveler, Or a Wannnabe. Part of the New Agers, with their own music, Dress Sense, Lifestyle. opted out of mainstream society in the mid to late 80's traveling from place to place with the unforgetable dog-on-a-string acssory.
frist seen in the media in the 1985 battle of the beanfield. (UK)dispised by most of society including (and not to be confused with) Gypsies, Pykies, showmen, and tramps.
The 1994 Criminal Justice and Public Order Act included legislation against their lifstyle.
The remaining one's get hounded by teenages, on the lookout for somene who might be able to spare/sell them Dope
The common Cry of: "Get That Fucking Dog Out of Here and Go With It You Crusty Get!" in between Glastonbery and Bristol Before the Summer Solstace.
by Marcus Gravy July 20, 2008
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crusty knee brace

1.A name to call your frined when you are annoyed with them.

2.Another way to say you suck!
Girl 1 - I hate that shirt you are wearing!
Girl 2- Your such a crusty knee brace
Girl 1- What does that mean
Girl 2- um... thanks
by Jefferyina January 10, 2007
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CRAFTY CRANBERRY

Crafty Cranberry is a cocktail that was invented on the Mayercraft Carrier 2. This light, refreshing cocktail will make your tastebuds jump to life!

Served in a highball glass over ice:
2 oz. HYPNOTIC
2-4 oz. Crown Royal
Top with cranberry juice and a lime wedge.
"I don't feel like having a strong drink right now. Does anyone have a cocktail recipe that is light, and refreshing?"

While enjoying the evening with friends or loved ones, mix a few Crafty Cranberry cocktails. They will be the hit of any party!
by mayercrafter July 26, 2009
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crusty melon

When a man deficates on the breasts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty shell.
Fred: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
by frederickallen May 14, 2010
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Crusty Balboa

The act performed right before climax of knocking a girl unconscious with a well placed punch and ejaculating on her face after the fact. When she wakes up she will have a crusty layer on her skin as well as a headache. Named for boxing legend Rocky Balboa.
She was blowing me and right before I finished I dropped her with a left and finished on her face and hair. It was my first ever Crusty Balboa!
by CupOHotCarl May 12, 2011
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