cat

not a dog

hey that cat isn't a dog

by not`a`doggo February 18, 2019

Cat

Female Vagina

Hey Babe I’m playing with my cat, waiting on you to come over.

by Masterattack February 19, 2019

cat

fluffy walking ball

look a cat

by coconut 876 January 14, 2019

Cat

Look this up in an actual dictionary.

Dude, did my cat do that to your couch?

by )ĽŒĞÂŃ ŔÅĐƏŃ January 27, 2019

cat

a cute animal that genus that belongs to the family felidae

beware of stray cats they can vaporize you by claws

they are cute pets to be kept
"i got killed by one cat"

by Cymbospondylus 846 January 27, 2019

Cat

Extraterrestrial creature that comes from Jupiter, who eats all the food from fridge and who is stealing all your Bts albums, cuz this maleficent creature is in love with their cute faces.
P.S. Your cat is locking herself every night in the basement, reading dirty fan fictions about Kim Taehyung cuz he really looks like a fucking cute, smol kitty(now I know why my cat is in love with him...)
Another P.S. Someday, all the cats will return to Jupiter cuz Terra is too boring.Buuuuut WARNING: if some of your objects are missing, it's because your cat stole them and took them to their planet(including all the smut romans about that boyband:))))))) )
Don't forget that cats are cute animals with big, shiny eyes and small paws. And deadly claws.
Also the cats really come from Jupiter ( I know this from a safe source ) and they are mutants. But cute mutants.

Patricia: Hey...have you seen my cat?
Ben:Yea, it's in the basement reading fan fictions about some kind of boyband.
Patricia:Fuck, not again!
Ben:This girl and her cat are weird as hell.

by Aishaqvak February 5, 2019

Cat

Mysterious, beautiful great and fluffy! They say no a lot! They can be annoying but really nice at the same time. And mine loves my computer!

Cats rule!

by Ruth my cat February 5, 2019