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BuzzFeed

One of the all-time worst websites on the Internet. BuzzFeed is so shamelessly stupid, so appallingly unfunny, so sloppily put together and so downright useless that it makes Urban Dictionary or the average YouTube comment section almost look like a goldmine of intelligence and wisdom.

BuzzFeed caters to the absolute lowest common denominator, manipulating its fans into clicking everything on it. It's filled with huge quantities of brain-meltingly idiotic and meaningless lists of every kind you can think of, and not a single one is even slightly beneficial. It's extraordinarily moronic - just one look at the mess of a home page is enough to make it clear how bad it is. If you've ever wondered why society is becoming increasingly dumber by the day, BuzzFeed is part of the blame. The website treats people like easily-entertained ignoramuses, because its audience is exactly that.
Don't read BuzzFeed. Please, just don't. All of it is extremely pointless trivia designed to waste the time of the uneducated, entitled and easily bored mouth-breathers of the world. You might be tempted to check some of the lists on it out, but you'll only be disappointed and offended by how disgracefully manipulative they all are. There are countless better ways to spend your time.
by TT454 April 6, 2015
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Buzzerned

The combination of the word burned and the many other hip hop sayings such as shizzle (notice the usage of the letter Z. See You Got Served
Oh Buzzerned, you just got served.
by Nameless August 20, 2004
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J. Bizzle

The ganster rap alias of Proffessor Jim Balfour, most widly known for his hard hitting lyrics about bending moments, laid down on phat beats.

Not to be confused with similar structural ganster J. Schizzle.
Did you hear J. Bizzles freestyle in class the other day?
by J. Schizle April 13, 2008
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Buzzfeed

A social media website that will make you stupid instantly. Read about "20 Reasons to have sex with your partner", "Chinese eat Panda Express for the first time", "If you acted like homer simpson in real life" and a bunch of insane stories that will make you think you're high. If you want to be successful and have friends, avoid this website like the PLAGUE.
Greg: Yo Jeff, my man, wanna go to the skate park? I'll show you my new trade flip!
Jeff: Probably. Hey greg, come check this new video by Buzzfeed. It's about if disney princesses were real!
Greg: Aw come on mate, that website is a waste of time. Come on, lets have REAL fun!

Jeff: *moans*
by partyrockstar222 January 11, 2016
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BuzzFeed

BuzzFeed is a website that culls all its content from Reddit.
by Dilly D. February 14, 2012
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bizzle

bizzle is bobby, there is no other bizzle... all of your other definitions are WRONG (i love yoouu!)
play nice, bizzle
by Melissa February 10, 2004
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Bizzle Shnizzle

A kid that sits in publishing and looks at chi-bay
Man, look at Bizzle Shnizzle over thurr, he be straight trippin boo with the flu in the blue with an untied shoe.
by K-DIZZLE October 20, 2003
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