lip bum

When someone doesn't know it's actually called lip balm, they call it lip bum. Don't ask me why they do it, they just do.

Billy: Why do you wear lip bum?
Mel: IT'S LIP BALM YOU IDIOT.

by cheesefanatic July 2, 2017

Bum tag

The act of marking territory or items with urine or feces by homeless people.

Bryce didn't like that the car dealership used the empty lot that he slept in so he bum tagged all the new cars.

by Crazy Al in MT August 5, 2017

Bum-Bailiff

One who engages in anal sex.

My new boyfriend is a bum-bailiff. He only wants to do my arse.

Carl is a bum-bailiff.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Bum Question

A fart with an upwards inflection. When you fart with an upard inflection your fart is actualy asking you, or those arond you, a question and should be listened to.

*Upward inflected fart*
Man:"Oh, My bum just asked if you like the smell of other peoples poop?"
Woman in lift:"In answer to your bum question, The smell makes me horny."

by Vaganus October 14, 2010

Dunton Bum

The soreness between butt cheeks resulting from heavy sweating

Jesus!!! i need to go and have a wipe up i have a savage dunton bum.

by Twitters March 18, 2009

Bum towels

Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll

by Auslang April 17, 2015

bum kick

The sixties, so initially from the drug culture, being on a 'kick' but a bad one, so 'bum kick'. Expanded to mean being effected by any bad experience.

Man, that chick put me on such a bum kick. I was bum kicked when the bouncer put me out, man.

by larryinla December 9, 2012