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Sea Buffalo

It's a combination between sea horse and buffalo. It is a code name describing a really sexy man who is also a father - thus making him more attractive.
Admirer1: Look at that ridiculously attractive guy pushing his son on the swing!

Admirer2: What a sea buffalo....!

sexyhottiehunkattractive
by I.Wish.I.Could.Quit.You December 29, 2010
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White Buffalo

The billowing cloud of (pot) smoke when you open the door of a van, car, bathroom, outhouse, etc, in which someone has been imbibing.
Spicoli and his buds were laughing pretty hard rolled out of the van with a white buffalo.
by jbszee March 14, 2009
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Water Buffalo

a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.
hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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buffalo testacles

A delicacy eaten in trailer parks, china, and the fear factor.
by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003
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buffalo baptism

Chugging a beer and bodyslamming a table, breaking it in two. Made famous by the Bills Mafia of Buffalo, NY.
After the Bills clinched a playoff spot, the Bills Mafia gathered by the hundreds outside the stadium to give each other buffalo baptisms.
by justadam January 2, 2018
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Buffalo Steamer

When someone takes a dump on another's face that is covered in Saran Wrap. But first he pokes holes in the Saran Wrap. The shittee thinks they are covered, but actually they've been Buffaloed. Thus, the Buffalo Steamer.
He gave her the impression she was going to get a Cleveland Steamer, but he poked holes in the Saran Wrap and gave her the surprise of her life: a Buffalo Steamer.
by Big Bleu November 10, 2013
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buffalo rub

The act of of one mentally retarded person rubbing his shit riddled ass on one non-retarded person's face leaving a brownish hue on the recipients face.
I can't believe Blake gave Mary a buffalo rub for her birthday.
by Wild Buffalo Rub Bill October 9, 2014
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