Booger Spot

A spot in a persons vehicle reserved for freshly picked boogers.

Everybody has a special Booger Spot just waiting to be found.

by Jimmyz1234 June 15, 2009

Blooterus

A chemical combination consisting of a woman's uteral lining and blood as a result of her period accompanied by intercourse. Often described as black gummy bears in folklore.

Dude 1- Yooo dude what's that black shit all over your balls?

Dude 2- Oh yeah, that's just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having sex with mah girl.

Dude 1- Oh word? I feel you.

by Yoey14 January 7, 2012

booger brickle

Booger brickle is a booger that is sharp, pointy and hard as a rock. Usually when you have booger brickle and someone grabs your nose, it will cut the inside of your nose and start a serious nose bleed.

Fuck dude, don't pinch my fucking nose! I have booger brickle!

by btotheb1 August 29, 2012

fast booger extraction

When rapidly pulling out then disposing of an annoying boogeror hairy kernel which is almost coming out or half peeking out. Any booger that can't be laboriously picked for.

I was at my desk at work and had to do a fast booger extraction before my boss turned her head.

by Seymour_Buttz September 9, 2007

Jizz Booger

The congealed, dry snot-like substance that forms as a consequence of rubbing dried or drying jizz off of one's skin. Jizz boogers are most commonly formed during a second round of sex after finishing inside a vagina or rectum. The action of continued thrusting and withdrawing of one's cock inside of such a jizz-filled orifice will cause the jizz to dry and coagulate into boogers around the area of intercourse. Jizz boogers may also occur after letting jizz dry on one's skin and subsequently trying to rub it off. Not to be confused with smegma.

Guy 1: "So we started having sex again after I finished inside her, and after 20 minutes she was all dry and I had jizz boogers all over my cock"

Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"

by Chef the Botchmaster May 30, 2011

Booger

noun

a. used towards someone when someone else is mad, but not really that mad, at them for something silly.

b. gooey stuff in your nose that is nice for flinging at people or just eating.

c. used to call a cute little kid.

a."You booger!!"

b.Teacher: "Timmy! What did you just throw at Susan?!"
Timmy: "Aww, jee Mrs. Lemonbottom, it was only a booger."


The kid felt so secluded in the class that he forgot he wasn't alone and stuck that booger right down his throat.

c. Grandma, "My sweet little booger!"

by Berkeley October 15, 2004

Ballroom Booger

Any blob found stuck to your shoe (usualy a piece of electrical tape) after loading out a convention ballroom event or concert.

Matt: "After that loadout I had a ton of Ballroom Boogers stuck to my shoe!!!"
Andrew: "Me to I was glued to the floor and had to leave my shoes stuck there!!"

by Matthew Walker May 13, 2006