by Ashbarn August 11, 2023
Get the Boomer Humour mug.A specific male species who wears women's zip up pants and thinks that he is quirky. He has no idea his girlfriend is his biggest stan, because he did not know what stan meant until yesterday. He thinks weather stations are the coolest invention on the planet even cooler than his bigger and better phone which is neither of those, but at least better than the one he drowned in Balaton. He has been called old more times than he has showed up anywhere on time and his beard and extroverted personality make him a professional creep. He drinks more beer and eats more food than the population of Australia, where he possibly came out of the womb with thongs already on his feet. He is a cheapskate at heart, but makes exceptions when it comes to The North Face, which he wears 24/7 including on a sailing boat, which he uses as a flex of his captain skills. His memory is worse than his dad jokes, which cause his girlfriend to shake her head. He will not remember this entry in 50 years but at least his girlfriend had a good time ditching her TOK work to write this for him.
Despite being Jay the boomer his girlfriend loves him endlessly and cannot wait to be bullied for this crime.
by crikeycrackhead November 22, 2021
Get the Jay the boomer mug.A regro boomer is a younger boomer... aka a teenager. A regro boomer is between 13 years and 19 years old.
**Group of 15 yrosm walk by**
12 yro #1: Look Regro Boomers
12 yro #2: Nest year we are going to be Regro Boomers
Both #1 and #2: :O
12 yro #1: Look Regro Boomers
12 yro #2: Nest year we are going to be Regro Boomers
Both #1 and #2: :O
by Depression_Bro November 19, 2020
Get the Regro Boomer mug.When a corporeal thing or asset holds no intrinsic or monetary value, but is considered highly valuable or priceless to the Boomer who possesses said thing or asset. See antique forest green colored furniture, grandfather clocks, and old dinning ware.
by RieuxRising January 26, 2021
Get the Boomer value mug.Generational wealth inherited by children and grandchildren of Boomers that consists of entirely useless items such as vintage speakers, 8 foot long dinning tables, dusty cocktail glasses and brass pottery.
Instead of investing money into an index fund, many Boomers wasted money buying items they deemed valuable (but not valuable enough to sell) and passed those items through Boomerational wealth to their descendants.
by RieuxRising January 26, 2021
Get the Boomerational wealth mug.by Fhhshsdhhdd August 8, 2022
Get the party boomer mug.It's a funny dysphemism for COVID-19 that rolls off the tongue quite easily.
(P.S. dysphemism is the opposite of a euphemism)
(P.S. dysphemism is the opposite of a euphemism)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 16, 2022
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