by fishslapper July 8, 2005

by Dan_doyle May 11, 2016

A completely spontaneous urge to shit that has no "holding" potential. You feel it, and you have literally seconds to find somewhere to put it. The actual shit is usually more gaseous and wet than solid doo-doo, and typically explosive. (The term can be used as both a verb and a noun.)
verb: That Thai food was fantastic, but it made me X-Bomb nine times the next day.
noun: I had 12 seconds to find a toilet to release my X-Bomb into, and I couldn't find one. Now I need to change all my clothes.
noun: I had 12 seconds to find a toilet to release my X-Bomb into, and I couldn't find one. Now I need to change all my clothes.
by MC Hammerhead April 27, 2006

A Poop Bomb is a giant weapon of ass destruction. Most commonly expelled from the anus in a short 3 second burst, with only minor warnings of flatulence and crippling gas cramps.
Angela gagged as she dropped a poop bomb in the toilet, creating an explosion of liquid shit and splattering watery chunks across everything in sight.
by The Flirtatious Flamingo February 25, 2018

Noti-Bombing is the latest facebook fad. You bomb a person's profile, like all their statuses and pictures, write several posts and comments, etc. And when they get online, their notification box is full of your spectacular face.
- My phone went off 20 times. (Not exaggerating, 18 Facebook notifications, your status text, and then a reminder of that text.) You are probably the bestest friend in the world that you would care enough to send me that many notifications.
- I believe, you believe, we believe in noti-bombing!
- I believe, you believe, we believe in noti-bombing!
by mishalina10 August 20, 2011

An alcoholic beverage whereby the two ingredients of a Jaeger bomb are switched i.e. a shot of Red Bull and a glass of Jaegermeister. The drink was founded by graduates of the London School of Economics in Bermondsey, London (hence the name), and is being increasingly recognised in pubs, bars and club's across the UK and Europe.
The drink is renowned for its high-alcoholic content (owing to skewed proportions of spirit and mixer) and is commonly used by drinkers to achieve a faster and more effective rate of inebriation.
The drink is renowned for its high-alcoholic content (owing to skewed proportions of spirit and mixer) and is commonly used by drinkers to achieve a faster and more effective rate of inebriation.
Could I please order three Bermondsey bombs and three shots of tequila?
Man need to get on it...time for a Bermondsey bomb.
Man need to get on it...time for a Bermondsey bomb.
by Bermondsey999 May 4, 2015

The shituation that develops within one hour of eating a full bowl of Kashi brand cereal. It starts with a small rumble and progresses quickly to an imminent explosion.
Those eating Kashi should ensure proximity to an appropriate facility to safely detonate the bomb.
Those eating Kashi should ensure proximity to an appropriate facility to safely detonate the bomb.
The following takes place 30 minutes into carpooling.
Bill: "Bob, my wife fixed me a huge bowl of that Kashi stuff this morning. You know that thing about 7 whole grains? Well, I've figured out the mission they were on."
Bob swerves immediately to the right, headed to the nearest gas station.
Bob: "No sweat. Just don't let that Kashi Bomb detonate on my new leather seats."
Bill: "Bob, my wife fixed me a huge bowl of that Kashi stuff this morning. You know that thing about 7 whole grains? Well, I've figured out the mission they were on."
Bob swerves immediately to the right, headed to the nearest gas station.
Bob: "No sweat. Just don't let that Kashi Bomb detonate on my new leather seats."
by punchodex July 17, 2012
