bloatware

1. something made to render your PC unusable

or if you're a clanker

2. something made to make your belly, tits, ass, thighs, etc blimp up

1. twin i got bloatware on my pc
2. (CLANKER): Mgmh~ Ah~ All this by bloatware...

by qsefthukolp February 2, 2026

bloatta

an overfed, overweight or obese pet betta fish, likely cared for by a beginner or child

“Did you see that one fella on r/aquariums with the massive betta fish?”

“Yeah. he was a real bloatta.”

by beahermitcrab February 12, 2025

Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.

Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.

by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 28, 2008

Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.

Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.

by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 30, 2008

norwiegan bloatfish

When a woman while giving oral sex bites the males penis

dude!, my girlfriend gave me a norwiegan bloatfish late night it still hurts!

by ThEhory September 6, 2010

big bloated ball sack

big bloated ball sack

its a big bloated ball sack

by big bloated ball sack September 15, 2022

Nebraskan Bloated Load

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.

Friend: Hey man how did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.

by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024