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donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.
Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind
by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018
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Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2
I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness
by CrustyBitch June 1, 2019
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blind cosplay

explanation:
when you only feel like you are a character, even if you don't look like them.
ex. harry potter - you make a wand out of clay and put on a bathrobe and some glasses. it doesn't matter that the wand isn't the same color as harry's, or that you fake robe is a bathrobe. as long as it FEELS like you are the character, you can be the character

instructions:
- get your clothes prepared. they should be relevantly similar to the style of the character's clothes, but the color and pattern does not have to be the same (ex. if your character's clothes are gray, yours can be any color)
- gather your items. if the character has any additional items to their outfit, find some. maybe they have a book. again, it does not have to be the same book, as long as it feels the same
-go blind. turn of the lights or close your eyes. you won't be able to see your mismatched outfit. but, it feels like the characters outfit!

this is a great way to exercise your imagination and roleplay alone.

again with the harry potter example, you can pretend you are harry and talk to ron and hermione. all you need is some good imagination
yesterday, i blind cosplayed as a vampire!

i am going to blind cosplay as someone today. i dont even need to buy any costumes!
by linepte July 29, 2022
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car blind

Being unable to see the true cost of cars to society and the environment.
My alder is so car blind he can't see how much space we give up for cars in this city.
by javasgifted February 4, 2022
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Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.
I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge
by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017
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whisky-blind

So drunk (having only drunk whisky) that one is temporarily blind.
"I was whisky-blind last night, staggering home at five."
by Schopenhauer-Lowell November 5, 2013
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Cock Blind

When you're done masturbating then lose feeling in your pp
*me in the ER* ok so, I was having a good time last night, then i went cock blind.

Surgeon: this Is the 3rd case today..
by TonyIsHot November 4, 2019
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