Bloody bamboozle

Penetration without lubrication

Geeves got bloody bamboozled. He couldn’t sit for a week.

by Stihigh80 November 5, 2022

Queef blammo

Like a normal queef but with spray back that hits your partner in the face

We just got done making love and queef blammo on my face

by Jojo2023 December 24, 2023

Old Bamboo

The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.

"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"

by Pontefartus June 13, 2024

Going Bamboo

When someone crashes out over something completely insignificant, they’re going bamboo.

“Yo this guy is going bamboo cause i don’t capitalise my i when i talk online”

by NikkiTheSilly June 26, 2025

Panda bamboozle

When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.

Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.

by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025

The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle

When a man knowingly allows the woman to ride him during sexual intercourse even though he doesn't find it pleasurable, so that she can arrive at climax multiple times before he finishes. Thus making him look like a sexual god.

Tod: How did your date with Stacy go, John?
John: Used The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle to make her love me. She wants to see me again tonight.
Tod: Right on man.

by Duke Dankenstien May 8, 2018

The Big Bamboozle Boi

The boi who gives you the big bamboozle.

"Oh no here comes the big bamboozle boi! Hide your bambohzles!"

by ya.girl.juliaaa October 2, 2018