bertelsen

a guy who likes to cut his hair in the middel all day long. he listens to hardcore nigga blood rap all day and all night. and his first name starts with "V"

he is such a bertelsen
OMG, look at that bertelsen

by anime midget mar chine February 8, 2019

Bert

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble

Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.

by Koplover89 March 8, 2019

bert

to be overweight , fat , greasy

hey kyal , looking like a bert today.
hey man youv e put on weight , you must be a bert now.
look at that bert over there.

by berties March 20, 2019

Bert

Term for an absolute skeezer that can’t get over a lil thottie. He tends to say very depressing things and does some bitch shit constantly for attention.

damn bruh! Quit being such a bert
He just got his heartbroken, hopefully he doesn’t become a real Bert

by stevowen March 22, 2019

Bert

A bert is a specific person that has a large head and has a small body.

“Ugh omg... she is built like a bert!”

by stinkyhead1234 April 24, 2019

bertha

Bertha is an ugly but iconic male. He tends to be a little dumb but he will get there one day. He generally has diabetes and pedophilia. But overall he is a stanky fish.

Bertha is ugly

by xobeautifulbabexo December 3, 2019

Bertha

A woman or girl with large hips, good for childberthing

I dated the girl because she was a Bertha.

by Bob Le Builder December 19, 2019