by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019
Get the Carpet Beating mug.While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.
by Cheesepacker69 February 11, 2020
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“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020
Get the Ass-Blasting Top Soil mug.The spraying of male ejaculate onto the breasts of a female such as to provide total coverage. The volume and coverage area is key, as simply a few drops does not constitute a basting
Dave: Hey bro I fucked Chelsea Wyant last night...pussy was poppin!!
Adam: Nice! I know that’s been a long time in the works. You must have given her a nice glazing.
Dave: Hell yea I did a pull and skeet...gave a proper breast basting
Adam: Nice! I know that’s been a long time in the works. You must have given her a nice glazing.
Dave: Hell yea I did a pull and skeet...gave a proper breast basting
by Sam Sambo May 1, 2021
Get the breast basting mug.A beating that involves mainly hitting someone in the back of the head several times with a blunt object of some sort while choking/strangling them. Sometimes performed while Russian Hardbass is played in the background
by Yiteziah July 24, 2021
Get the Russian Beating mug.The term "bandit beating simulator" is a term usually used for a game where all you do is slash at NPC's to level up, No actual gameplay.
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