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Carpet Beating

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019
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Toon Blasting

While engaging in sexual activity and watching cartoons on Sunday Morning. A man sticks a flute in his ass hole and inserts the other end into a woman's asshole. He then proceeds to push a fart out where it ultimately travels into the woman and finally cumming out of her lady box as a beautiful queefing tune.
Last Sunday I experienced the best toon blasting time of my life at church.
by Cheesepacker69 February 11, 2020
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Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.
“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020
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breast basting

The spraying of male ejaculate onto the breasts of a female such as to provide total coverage. The volume and coverage area is key, as simply a few drops does not constitute a basting
Dave: Hey bro I fucked Chelsea Wyant last night...pussy was poppin!!

Adam: Nice! I know that’s been a long time in the works. You must have given her a nice glazing.

Dave: Hell yea I did a pull and skeet...gave a proper breast basting
by Sam Sambo May 1, 2021
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Russian Beating

A beating that involves mainly hitting someone in the back of the head several times with a blunt object of some sort while choking/strangling them. Sometimes performed while Russian Hardbass is played in the background
In other news, the Russian Gopniks strike again, this time giving a homosexual a Russian Beating.
by Yiteziah July 24, 2021
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bandit beating simulator

The term "bandit beating simulator" is a term usually used for a game where all you do is slash at NPC's to level up, No actual gameplay.
This game really is just a bandit beating simulator.
by meakds3948345 August 22, 2021
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Finger blasting

The art of making your finger into a toy gubln.
I'll get them next time I go finger blasting.
by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022
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