bathroom junkie

A person known to spend most of their day stuck in the bathroom doing heroin. Also known as being diagnosed with a Tinfoil disorder.

Hey man have you seen my girlfriend? You mean the bathroom junkie, she has been in there for 5 hours, and she took my tinfoil.

by Palm Tree DeucedeucE June 22, 2015

Batdroid

bat by night
droid by day

batdroid

by Dave ☔️ November 19, 2015

Bathroomy

The taste of what you think a bleached bathroom tastes like.

This Sprite is so bathroomy!

by Apnebd April 8, 2016

batpoon

Batman's handy fleshlight

Batman was feeling lonely one night and pulled out his most trusted gadget; the batpoon

by Y0dab0y1o1 May 19, 2016

Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up

"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"

by fatttt December 10, 2016

bathroom counter trick

When a girl takes a picture of her behind sitting on the counter to make her butt look nicer.

Bella's ass looked so nice with the bathroom counter trick.

by Ursxbkufvkufb July 13, 2017

Bathroom Bro

Your bathroom bro is someone you meet inside a public restroom, usually one of the two of you needs something the other has.

Dude: my toilet stall was out of paper, but my bathroom bro in the next door stall tossed his under.

by SpanktheMonky June 24, 2017