Out autismed

Playing so shit at a game that you can beat high skilled players

Mike's been getting good at cod, but I play like an idiot where I'm out autisming his playstyle

Damn he really was getting out autismed

by Big booch April 23, 2023

Neuropathic-autismode transfusion

The link between the brain of somebody with autism and somebody without. This usually results in both parties having autism.

Oh my god! I became such good friends with Steve I got autism!!

Thats because of Neuropathic-Autismode Transfusion.

by HypixelSkyblockEnjoyer27 April 23, 2023

Impulsive Autism

when someone is autistic and very impulsive.

bro stop smashing the table, you have impulsive autism.

by Enjay and Titus April 24, 2023

Your Autismancy

a play on the words you excellency but for someone with a bit more than a touch of the tism.

"Hey bro I gotta question for ya?"
"What is it now Your Autismancy?"
"Do dolphins have buttholes?"
"That is why we call you Your Autismancy dude."

by Headbutt The Pussy May 23, 2023

calder autism

calder autism is adhd mixed with high-functioning autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism

Example 1:

him: aher hehaeh fuck shit
us: that guy has calder autism

Example 2:

Absolutley no one........... him: .......hey guess the song (beats song with his hands banging, not drumming song at all)
us: classic calder autism

by Ya Nan is Hot August 6, 2023

Fake Autism

fumbfucks who say they are autistic, despite not being autistic
usually gen Zs on TikTok, usually female, and doing it for attention.

they are only hurting people who are actually on the spectrum, such as myself.
these people need to be put down before they spread.

oh god.. another one of those tiktokers with fake autism.
who?
that one that acts retarded and illiterate, as they are too ignorant and attention seeking to actually understand what it is. either that or they are retarded, and they call it autism.

by CeebTheSleepless November 17, 2023

Appalachian Autism

Term used to describe the inbred and redneck mannerisms of born-and-raised suburban guys from upstate New York that take PD and FD jobs in NYC. Their lack of street savvy and naivety to urban culture gives them the appearance of having autism in such jobs.

This boss is so scared, nervous, sneaky and stressed-out? Does have the Appalachian Autism?

by NVRLnD March 1, 2024