Anticipooption

When you have to shit, badly, and the urge gets stronger the closer you get to the toilet. The urge becomes nigh unbearable when you are right about to mount the pedestal, and often leads to shitting midair -- which is known as "death from above," or DFA.

Matt: "Bros, I was in the plant at work and my stomach made this crazy noise, and I knew I was gonna shit my face off. I had to walk like half a block to the john, the anticipooption almost got me."

Dan: "Yeah, I had that shit a few days ago from Jewel chicken. Waddled to the bathroom, and I thought I'd get away with a DFA... But that anticipooption got me. Muddbutt city, man."

Bryan - "You guys are gross."

by Dothehumptyhump September 3, 2016

anticipatory boner

Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.

I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.

by Devveyovich June 3, 2016

Alicia

She is the kindest person you ever met, she's so hot and sexy that every boy/man she see is lookin a little bit longer then normal at her and if I was a mindreader I think that they would think like this; "hello there darling, see you in the bed". Well I'm not a mindreader but I guessed and I think it's something like that. Alicia is so lovely and if I was you I should like peoples whos name is Alicia.

Girl- Have you seen that new girl Alicia?
Another girl- Yeah, her boobs are so big!
Girl- I know, the boys will be after her like bees, haha!

by Bliiiiiibbiblubb December 12, 2016

alicia marie willis

Is smart,cute, funny she acts innocent but she gets around.😂😂

Damn alicia marie Willis

by Workshard1234 December 20, 2016

Alicia

Alicia is the best person you could ever meet in life. She is kind, smart, fu*king hot , got an nice ass and beautyful hair, just amazing . If you have any problems she will be there to help you, even when she has her own problems. Noone could spot her of doing what she thinks is right. This what she puts in the head she will do! One of her biggest talents is singing. Everyone enjoy listening to her voice. Shes like an Angel on earth.

Boy: He, bro have you seen Alicia today?! She looks amazing!
Friend: Oh yes your right, ohhh shit that ass tho:)

by Giugiu January 2, 2017

Alicia

Queen

- oh, look at her, she's like Alicia, a queen !
- no one is like Alicia, you fool

by dipdop February 11, 2017

Anticimation

To expect automation where none exists.

Example: holding hands under a paper towel dispenser when it is actually manually operated.

After using a touch screen all day, my anticimation led me to touch my TV for several minutes trying to change the channel.

by Whip30 February 18, 2017