People that use lighting and angles to make themselves look attractive and thin in photos. Pretty much if someone only has face shots that were taken from above you can guarantee they're fat.
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That's what I said. I left after an awkward few minutes, texted her later politely saying I was more hoping to hang out one-on-one, and never heard back. I struck gold when I first downloaded Tinder a couple of months ago, but since then it's just been conversations that go nowhere, a few shitty dates, and angle artists.
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Man 1: Shelly is the biggest hand artist in the town.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.
Man 2: Really what are her rates?
Man 1: I think $50 a job.
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1: so you're and artist?
2: Artist for the ear bro
2: nah
1: but you said you love the art bro
2: the art of music bro
1: so you're and artist?
2: Artist for the ear bro
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Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.
He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
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He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
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