Where the US military be hidding all dem spacey bois like E•T and Michael Jackson.
800K people are going to raid on September 20th
800K people are going to raid on September 20th
Me: are you coming to raid Area 51 on September 20th
Gary: yeah how could I miss it! Fuck 9/11 let’s get 9/20
Me: if I die play XXX at my funeral.
Gary: I can get Grayson Dolan to come and grind on your coffin too?
Me: gorn then lmao. See you on 9/20
Gary: yeah how could I miss it! Fuck 9/11 let’s get 9/20
Me: if I die play XXX at my funeral.
Gary: I can get Grayson Dolan to come and grind on your coffin too?
Me: gorn then lmao. See you on 9/20
by Graysondolansbitch July 23, 2019
The worst event in history to happen to children in 2019 where they try to raid a government facility but die because they're dumb and don't understand that aliens don't want to be f*cked and that it was a joke but they're all idiots for thinking that would actually work. Who thinks that they'll actually be able to get into a government facility and even if they do there's not gonna be any aliens for example if you tell someone that you're gonna rob their house they'll just move their stuff and rob you in return so if you read this I suggest you don't go to Area 51 that will be literal suicide also you probably waste so much time inside playing Fortnite that you think you know how guns work and that sh!t but Fortnite isn't realistic at all like right now you're becoming smarter reading this but instead go outside and do something other than play video games like murder, theft, grand theft auto (not the game you idiot), or arson all of those are fun and remember don't go to Area 51 commit crimes instead.
Bob Ross: Hey remember Area 51?
God: Yes
Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?
God: Because they're idiots
Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever
God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for
Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh
God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51
Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*
God: Yes
Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?
God: Because they're idiots
Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever
God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for
Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh
God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51
Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*
by GiveMeDrugsRightNow420 September 9, 2019
ok why? people died because of this, all claiming the naruto run is OP, yea its no one else fault but gullible FAT men that have nothing else to do in their life, also yea i don't know if they realized, but the " BOIBLE" say GOAT GOD only made earth and nothing else, soooo IM NOT AN BELIVER
AREA 51
by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021
A bunch of suicidal millennials and gen Z people trynna either clap some alien cheeks or keep E.T as a pet; however, these FUCKing idiots forgot that these aliens are being kept there for a reason.
by GEDDA d1qshanary July 23, 2019
by Cock & Ball Torture July 20, 2019
Goddamnit, I was watching the Area 51 livestream all day and all that happened was a couple of people got arrested
by dummythicc69 September 21, 2019
A secret place that is believed to hide the most overpowered items. One example of this is they hold them recipe for a Bedrock Sword for Minecraft. Another thing they hold is a real life stand arrow from JoJo Bizarre Adventures. They also hold real Pokémon and a lot of Masterballs. There are many other overpowered items in Area 51. People have came up with a plan to invade Area 51. There are the Naurto Runners which are the fastest people on Earth. In reality there just weebs who want real cat girls. Fucking degenerates. Then we have the Anti-Vax kids. They will be used for bullet sponges because let’s be honest, they don’t have that much time to live. Then we have the Anti-Vax Mom which will use their false facts to confuse the guards. We will also to have Rock Throwers because rock are the best ranged weapon. Second to last we have have the Ricardos. These are unstoppable gods that will ensure our victory. Lasty, we have the normal people which will just sneak in from the back. Good luck soldiers and like always RIP Bob Ross
Naurto Runner:Hey are you going to Area 51?
Normal Person: Yeah dude I want to get my hands on a real lightsaber
Naurto Runner: Yeah I want a cat girl
Normal Person: You fucking degenerate
Normal Person: Yeah dude I want to get my hands on a real lightsaber
Naurto Runner: Yeah I want a cat girl
Normal Person: You fucking degenerate
by Th3On3G00DSuCC July 22, 2019