Steam dragon

The shit you take after eating spicy ass Chinese food

Oh god I ate way too much Panda Kung pao I feel a steam dragon brewing!)

by Clit Commander 411 February 26, 2017

Steamed Dimmy

A visibly puffy human fanny usually found firmly attached to the lower torso region on most female kinds sporting the undeniable appearance of a severely overworked and somewhat overheated dumpling type formation seeping rich moisture from its inflamed and swollen bulging physique. Recent studies have found that in some rare cases the female pleasure mounds super flaps (swollen lips) or ‘STEAMED DIMMY’, has even been known to have tripled in its original shape and size morphing to an impressive visual display consisting of bulky aftermarket mass stemming directly from the impure thoughts of the carriers developing sexual desires which then gradually results in a highly focused and dedicated, ferocious beat down of physical manipulation in one of the following forms;

a). a vigorous prolonged self infliction session

or

b). the mutual erotic infliction of a party/group involving two or more participants causing the guardian lips on either side of the fanny to become impressively enlarged by engulfing the vaginal hatch area creating a meaty formation which replicates the dominant safe housing similar to that of a large oceanic morsel/mollusk in order to prevent any foreign objects bearing the intentions of causing more destructive problems already sustained within the fragile damp and tender feminine compartment of privacy.

“Elenor, is that a ‘Steamed Dimmy’ bulging from within the confined front compartment of your ‘Lorna Jane’ yoga pants? Or was Russel just glad to see you this morning?”

by Mista_Scribblez June 24, 2018

steam clever

When ur boyfriend farts on your vagina and it cuts through your vagina lips

Me and my boyfriend were cuddling in bed and I was the big spoon and he left me a mean steam clever

by Steam clever May 16, 2018

steam tubing

having a girl use a tube to blow smoke into her pussy then breathing in the smoke as you fuck her

i was steam tubing with that bitch and got high as fuck

by phyzc1 January 28, 2012

Steam review

The worst of the worst. Steam users will relentlessly downvote your review into oblivion if you so much as criticize their favorite game, but will upvote inside jokes and other garbage "reviews" that don't help people out at all. If you base your purchases off Steam reviews you may just be a retard.

If you decide not to recommend a game, you must provide a 10 paragraph essay about why you don't like the game and you have to still kiss the game's ass the whole time and downplay any frustrations you might have, lest you succumb to the wrath of the Steam hordes. This strict mob mentality is not applied if you decide to recommend a game, then you can write damn near anything and get upvotes.

Typical steam review recommendation system:

207 out of 215 people found this review helpful:

I made a cowboy go into space and shoot the moon 10/10! RECOMMENDED!

Meanwhile your review:

2 out of 100 people found this review helpful:

This game was ok, but had some flaws and here's why.... reviewer talks at length why he didn't like the game in a fair manner

by Prometheus McSpanky May 13, 2017

Steaming Walter

When you urinate on yourself or others to stay warm in the cold

I'm fucking freezing and I don't have a hat, give me a Steaming Walter on my ears.

by tim chris February 18, 2009

Steamed Carrot

Girls farts on guys P*nus while spooning
also known as the fork fart

"I just steamed your carrot, HAHAHA"
"Thats was a boiled steamed carrot"

by forklifter90 August 12, 2012