by Alextheshagger December 27, 2019
Get the Alexmug. An absolute spud, pretty small and derpy. Way smaller compared to someone named Harrison. Pretty cute tho. Midget.
by not a spud April 10, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Friend 1 “hey dude wanna go hang out at the park“
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
by Alex=simp April 18, 2020
Get the Alexmug. 
A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.
Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.
*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.
*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
by sadfacesimp September 9, 2020
Get the Alexmug. A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is a cunning planner and is great at math. Although he can easily attain a partner, he yearns for true love. They tend to to be very extroverted doing what they feel is most entertaining. He is a full blown risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. Due to their creativity and determination, Alex's work tirelessly to reach their long term goals. They love having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Alex is the most considerate, sweetest, and funniest person there is. Alex is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Alex can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alex does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is - but that's what makes Alex, Alex. Overall, Alex's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have.
by The kid named squid November 5, 2019
Get the Alexmug. The lover of men rumored to come out every 10 years and flirt with boys returning to his sleep only after he's flirted with more than 17 boys
by duk the homie February 28, 2022
Get the Alexmug.