Alexander Funke

An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.

" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."

by Dr. S. Mukherji December 27, 2007

Alexander grande

Sad boy who likes memes, also known as Álvaro or Alexander´s brother. He likes beer and maria teresa campos.

friend1: do you know álvaro?
friend2: who?
friend1: oh sorry, alexander grande

friend3: he is my awesome orange boyfriend

by kaydycain November 21, 2016

Alexander Munch

Alexander Munch is term used for homosexuals that denies their homosexual desire. Often it refers to male homosexuality.

Some rednecks tries to Alexander Munch by being homofobic.

by Sebastian Skoett Jensen November 23, 2016

alexander svensson

Even though a great name A "Alexander Svensson" is generaly nazist guy that has bad jokes. Often memes are expressed and continue with a facepalm or two. A Svensson is often smart even though he choices to express his Word with bad feminist jokes about cancer.

That is such a Alexander Svensson

by Xennit December 12, 2016

Alexander

Big dick (14 cm) really god kisser and good in bed too. Alexander gives the best sex you only can imagine. He is lojal to people and have many girls around him

- I had sex with Alexander yesterday
-WHAT?! Was he good?
- Yes, that was the best sex I ever had!

by Harambe21 December 13, 2016

alexander cambell

That one really white kid in your class who is a really big snitch, yet calls other snitches. -_-

guy: Hey alex.
alexander cambell: what?
guy: Your a butt face... JK
Alex: DOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! IM TELLING!!!!!
guy: whoa, whoa, whoa. Why??
alexander cambell: CUZ YOUR SOOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!
guy: ---__--- REALLY???

by >:(____________) November 17, 2018

Alexander Matthew

This boy is the sexiest person of all time. If you meet him, you will want to touch him tremendously all over and ask him his work out routine. He is by definition, the most perfect boy-friend. He's kind, sweet, athletic, funny, smart, and to top it all off, the world greatest at everything naughty.

Alexander Matthew is all mine bitch so back the fuck off.

by mushiness_at_it's_finest November 18, 2018