A person with the biggest dick in the universe. His cock is so massive it has the same mass ass a whole planet.He is the sexiest person ever. And have big muscles.
Example: look at how big dick that guy had, he must be an Alexander Olsson
Example: look at how big dick that guy had, he must be an Alexander Olsson
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Alexander Olssonmug. Simon is a too friendly person that life Terraria and Team Fortress 2. He will always ask you if you want olay one of thoes games. But no one likes him
by Ghiugist March 6, 2023
Get the Šimon Alexandermug. Alexander Vartan is an American-metal musician and multi-instrumentalist based in Massachusetts. He plays drums, guitar, bass, piano and does vocals. He is attending Berklee College of Music. He is the son of Samuel Vartan, a Greek-Armenian fashion designer known for his work in Boston.
He recently released a single titled "Forever In Your Eyes", a 10-minute track (available on Apple Music, Spotify and other platforms) dedicated to his girlfriend. His earlier release, "Chain-Breaker", is also available on all platforms. Vartan is active on social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok, where he shares music updates and personal moments, including a visit to Montreal.
You can visit his Youtube channel or find his music on major streaming platforms to learn more about Alexander Vartan.
He recently released a single titled "Forever In Your Eyes", a 10-minute track (available on Apple Music, Spotify and other platforms) dedicated to his girlfriend. His earlier release, "Chain-Breaker", is also available on all platforms. Vartan is active on social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok, where he shares music updates and personal moments, including a visit to Montreal.
You can visit his Youtube channel or find his music on major streaming platforms to learn more about Alexander Vartan.
Person 1: So who is your favorite artist?
Person 2: Definitely Alexander Vartan!
Person 1: Good choice, he's awesome.
Person 2: Definitely Alexander Vartan!
Person 1: Good choice, he's awesome.
by monikaii May 6, 2025
Get the Alexander Vartanmug. No one compares to Alexander Brantingham. He is loving, kind, thoughtful, and strong. He has the most stunning eyes that you could stare at forever. Green and blue. He has a gentle smile that melts you from the inside out. He has an amazing personality and makes for the best boyfriend. He is loyal, understanding, and calm. He may not have completely faith in himself but he’s always tried his best. He will always make you smile and make you feel heard. Alexander is like no one else and is one of a kind.
by thedumbbrunette May 31, 2022
Get the Alexander Brantinghammug. by Man’o’Florida November 22, 2021
Get the Alexandermug. An amazing cute guy who will love you and care for you but also get tired of you really quick. He will be kind to you but later break your heart but it’s all worth it.
by He.used.to.call.me.baby. April 22, 2020
Get the Ethan Alexandermug. Alexander S. is the best thing on earth passing everything- even yourself! He is the most athletic, dirty-minded person you know but you love him.
Alex is a celebrity but barely anyone knows him.
Alex is a celebrity but barely anyone knows him.
you: whos alexander salanyk?
anyone: the best person in the multiverse.
you: you like him?
everyone: we all do.
anyone: the best person in the multiverse.
you: you like him?
everyone: we all do.
by rrrrrrrrrpergson November 20, 2022
Get the Alexander Salanykmug.