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Adult

Scented candles and tax evasion
You know your an adult when your lighting scented candles and commiting tax evasion
by Ilumihardy November 9, 2021
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Naughty adult elf

A naughty adult elf is a tall man in middle to upper management that behaves himself all year but, at the Christmas party, be drinks,dances and misbehaves
Look at Chris over there on the dancefloor! He has a family at home but he’s up there dancing with little Xiaoping! What a naughty adult elf!!
by Bowslosski November 1, 2023
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Adultizer

A youth who pursues much older people sexually and romantically but only to play around with them with no real intention to take the relationship seriously.
At 14 she had dated a lot of men over twice her age and broken a few hearts. No one could deny she was a proper adultizer but oddly the men weren't mad at her for that.
by ApricotFields June 7, 2019
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Adult

One who does grown up, sophisticated things such as wearing crocs, knitting, buy patio furniture, reading novels, and teaching students.
Wow, James is such an adult now that she has crocs!
by DMK22 February 20, 2021
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"Paradox of the responsible adult":
advocate or companion says exactly same as patient: former listened to, latter barely acknowledged/too articulate to need help or support.

Suddenly begins to feel like invalidated, ignored, infantilised,or spoken-at by professionals - irrespective of needs, urgency, complexity, education, age, or life experience.
Always the same issue with advocacy and experiencing same 'paradox of the responsible adult', no matter how old or educated.
by Bane Defiance December 18, 2022
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medium adult

This term is obviously used after a 2-5 day bender when you know you are being irresponsible. It’s great with friends bc it’s funny but you know you’re in shit creek with your job.
Hey Jenny, you have to cover for me with the tiny tots on the monkey bars and the little ones on the roller coaster. I blew Steve til 8 am and feel like a medium adult today. Cover for me...please cover for me...
by Larry and Rex and Benny July 16, 2018
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