Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

Textually active

When you’re dating someone, and you text often between datws

It’s been 2 weeks since date #2, but we’re textually active, so we’re still moving forward

by Rickydricky October 7, 2019

active recovery

Slowing down your stroke in order to delay ejaculation whilst having sexual intercourse or masturbating.

Bro, I was banging Lana Rhoades, and i immediately had to go into active recovery.

by zebearjood June 11, 2018

lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024

Girls activities

When a group of women (whores) go out and plan on getting dick and fucking every single guy they see to make themselves feel good.

Don’t worry baby it’s just girls activities, I promise nothing is going to happen, don’t worry.

by pooptoes June 4, 2021

Spousually Active

The period of time where a person is actively monogamous with their spouse.

Friend: Hey man are you going to hook up with Becky later.
Husband: I can't. I'm spousually active right now.

by Sharktopuss August 10, 2020

Marsden Activities

An activity that involves limited movement, effort, or thought to accomplish. Often associated with the role of a Reddit Moderator or similar internet "jobs". In particular, a Marsden Activity involves some sort of technology holding the attention of the culprit for numerous hours at a time.

Person 1: Oh I've been so unproductive, all I've done today is lay in bed and watch TV
Person 2: That's the biggest Marsden Activity I've ever heard
Person 1: And I didn't have enough time to cook dinner so I ordered too much junk food!
Person 2: These Marsden Activities are stacking!

by CC-8770 December 11, 2023