Fresh idiot

A fishing term referring to freshly caught fish. The fish in this context are idiots because they have to be mentally deficient in order to be caught in the first place.
I just brought back a load of fresh idiot.
Oh look, they’re selling fresh idiot at the market.
by John Sollenyfski January 20, 2021
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chivalrous idiot

When you act like a smart ass, and neglect your hoco date in the process.
Andrew Applewhite was being a chivalrous idiot when he spent the whole night talking about etiquette, and wouldn’t give his date his coat. What a dick.
by Slayer5555 October 21, 2018
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scientific idiot

A type of person who will never change their view on a subject no matter how many facts you show them
Bob:The earth is round

Larry: No its flat
As you can see from the text, Larry is a scientific idiot
(Larry is an imaginary character)
by MortisBringerOfDoom September 11, 2021
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Fawkin Idiot

N: fok'in' id'e'ot

1. Someone wo subscibes neither to logic, nor reason.
2. Having an IQ below 75
3. 96whitesohc on neons.org
"traffic causes accidents....not street racing!"
-96whitesohc
by Jackrabbit January 26, 2004
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idiot boxing

When you get drunk and start exchanging body blows with the boys for fun.
“Yo, why does my chest hurt so damn bad?”

“Because you were fucking IDIOT BOXING with the neighbor last night”
by SativaCyborg October 04, 2019
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galactic idiot

An expression used to describe someone who is incredibly stupid. Someone who is known throughout the galaxy that they are a dumb arse fool.
you are the biggest galactic idiot for saying that!
by Anna S April 22, 2006
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