Book turtle

Some one who is so scared of people they hide behind books

Adriana is such a book turtle, she never goes to any lit parties.

by Jam&Toast November 6, 2017

Sea turtle

An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.

Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.

by TheRealJake June 30, 2016

turtle top

When your mom climbs up to ride and accidentally crushes you

Daquan: Get that ass up here mom
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

Turtle Bitching

To take forever to get ready to leave, usually for a party, when everyone else is waiting.

Liz, quit turtle bitching! Get your ass out the door NOW!

by Ginger Kitten April 12, 2011

Sperm turtleing

When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!

That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried

by P'dusse July 3, 2022

turtle grip

To grip something as if it were like a turtle biting it with its sharp beak!

I could not get the pillow from Regan, she had a turtle grip on it!

by pimpin turtle grip January 10, 2011

Turtle Stamping

The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.

I caught Billy turtle stamping the refrigerator this morning.

by BillyTheTurtle July 5, 2011