peanut butter jelly 69

When you eat your spouse is booty with peanut butter while they eat your booty with jelly

Hey baby let's PBJ69 (peanut butter jelly 69)

by Brian618 March 8, 2016

peanut butter cup cock

A sex act where a woman (or man) eats a peanut butter cup right before performing pre coital fellatio on their sexual partner who is allergic to peanuts. This causes the mans member to swell to godly proportions he then inserts his grotesquely swollen Johnson into the woman's vagina or anus (or mans anus) causing other worldly pleasure for the woman (or man).

yooo girl your boys allergic to peanuts you gotta try some of that peanut butter cup cock !

by flamingo cave November 1, 2018

Canine Peanut Butter Surprise

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.

Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.

by Frostitute February 27, 2015

Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich

When you pee and nut in her butt then clap her cheeks and her husband gets jelly.

"You know my tinder date last night?"
"Yeah?"
"I made her a peanut butter jelly sandwich"
"Noice"

by Tffkfgkiv November 25, 2019

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.

Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

by Jack446 May 7, 2020

Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie

The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.

The Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie is absolutely disgusting. How do guys even like that?

by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020

Unsafe peanut butter friday

To have unprotected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "unsafe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

by mike millson November 27, 2022