Derek

He is nice, sweet, and funny is also so super cute

“ have you seen Derek today?”
“ Yeah he looks great”

by A€€¥123 January 15, 2021

Derek Miles

Derek Miles are most handsome men on earth. Every lady thinks (and knows) their cock is huge. They are the least gay out of their friends and family. They can't get a girlfriend because they are too good for any lady. They last at least 45 minutes in bed and can keep going.

Female: Did you just see Derek Miles in the hallway?

Other female: Yeah he is so cute his penis is also very large

by PEepeecumcancer January 21, 2021

Derek

The most curly haired aquarious you will ever see

O my god is that a Derek
Yea, his head is messy

by Ximagine February 1, 2021

derek

woohoo new songs learned on harp lets gooooo

Ania: Knock knock
Derek: *harp playing* BLACK HOLE SUN
Ania: ok.

by blackholesun12345 March 1, 2021

derek special

Own goaling in Rocket League

The game was going great until the Derek Special

by Unborn5916 March 17, 2021

The Derek

A max prestige’s diamond one meat rider to the fullest extent. If u are called “The Derek” you are one of the biggest meat riders (except derek) know to man.

man1: i sense a meat rider

man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see

by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022

The Derek

If you are called The Derek this means you are a max prestige diamond one meat rider. The originality of this name comes from a urban legend named derek mercado (nickname derek mercocko) after a man with a GINORMOUS COCK rap battled derek and the teacher came by and called my mom… i mean the GINORMOUS COCK man’s mom and then a man named ergu got shot and derek was meat riding. So moral of the story is don’t meat ride=not called The Derek

Man1: look it’s a meat rider
Man2: we call diamond 1 meat riders “The Derek”
The Derek in name: hey guys i LOVE meat in my mouth
man1: i see now

by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022