Emotional tampon

overwhelmed emotionally

The Youtube video of. The famous double rainbow was narrated by a emotional tampon.

by Knobnbobber February 18, 2018

Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.

Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.

by I_like_farts August 14, 2024

Tampon Unicorn

A Tampon Unicorn is the action of pulling your tampon out or someone else pulling your tampon out and sticking on yours or their forehead

hey marry do you want to do the tampon unicorn with me?

by methplz May 2, 2025

snooze tampon

Mainly used on females who are clumsy. Similar to a tampon that doesn’t suck it all up.

Ugh, Rebecca, stop acting like such a

snooze tampon!

by Dirty Rascal May 15, 2018

tamponing

The action of placing a tampon in the vagina rather than using a pad. This action must be professed and experience might be necessary.

I wasn't tamponing until I was in tenth grade.

by ifeelyya April 10, 2012

U-Tampon

Another name for the University of Tampa.

Friend: Oh shit you’re going to U-Tampon!

by anonymous December 4, 2022

used tampon

a frog penis aka frog dick that moves from person to person being inserted into more than one private part of more than one person

"My used tampon jumps from relationship to relationship without even thinking about what he's doing. I wonder if he will ever change or reform his wicked ways?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022