goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

Goober

Another synonym of silly/playful

Person A: my girlfriend is such a goober

by Aloof67 June 29, 2023

Goober

Jasmine’s dog

Goober is pooping outside.

by Notbroski September 25, 2023

goober

another works for a faggot

that guy is such a goober

by sjdndn August 13, 2023

goober juice

When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.

"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."

"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"

by the simplest dook June 27, 2024

Goobers

A nickname that Charlie Slimecicle/Slmccl made for his fans

A: I love watching charlie Slimecicle!
B: So you’re a part of the Goobers?

by GenLoser August 28, 2023

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019