reading fatty

When somebody says they're going to roll a fat blunt, but it's a .5 skimper.

Yo I thought you were going to roll a fat blunt? This is a reading fatty

by Wutangg421 January 19, 2018

crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021

Fatty McFuckhead

‘Fatty McFuckhead’ is a term created by friendlyjordies to defame or correctly state the horror known as Clive Palmer, a mining tycoon who is disgustingly rich, slobby, has a wife who is twenty years younger than him and he also is an avid Trump supporter. Kill this man now, the TimsTams aren’t enough.

friendlyjordies: Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead
The Whole World: Amen!

by Willybumweetoe May 24, 2022

Pop a fatty

To take a fentanyl pill; to ingest fentanyl in any method.

“Yo, this party really ain’t that great. You tryna pop a fatty so it starts feeling better?”
“Dude, I’m not taking fentanyl. It’s literally a grad party in the middle of the day.”
“Man, you just ain’t about it.”

by surfinchezcube May 1, 2021

Fatty Sled

A fatty sled is the cart fatties ride in stores like Walmart because they are 600lbs and too lazy to walk.

Look at that heffer riding the fatty sled! It's barely movin'!

by Jackieboy17 September 2, 2016

fatty fatty 2 by 4

Really cool. Antonym: Skinny Skinny 1 by 8.

That concert was fatty fatty 2 by 4.

by M March 9, 2003

Fatty McFatso

See Fatty McFat

That Fatty McFatso is so fat that he was really fat!

by Baz November 30, 2003