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Zombie Post

On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath
April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."
by txba397 May 25, 2018
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zombie on crack

whta the hcek!!!1! thta is a firckign zimobe no carck!!1!1!1!!1!!!!11!
zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 10, 2023
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punch the zombie

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.
by dil3mma August 26, 2014
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Zombie Defense

1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.
Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.
by Vard-Face July 23, 2010
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Timmy Zombie

Term used by older gamers to describe immature or younger gamers who will be caught going Away From Keyboard (AFK) or Away From Controller (AFC) to try and farm credits in online multiplayer video games. The name Timmy is a reference to the South Park character of the same name. Zombie comes from the fact that the character will literally stand there like a zombie for much if not all of the entire game, then move on to haunt another multiplayer match set up automatically by the game.
I was playing Halo Reach last night and came across two Timmy Zombies in Firefight.
by sensfaninoh December 29, 2010
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zombie word

A word (or phrase) that has been overused or misused so much that it now has zero meaning whatsoever.
Over the years, countless words and phrases have become "zombie words" as they have lost their meaning from extreme overuse and misuse. Some of these words are "diversity", "simp", "racist", "toxic", "cringe", "abuse", "unprecedented", "Nazi", and "Fascist".
by The_Anonymouse December 1, 2020
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