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You're fired 

Phrase that made a Billionaire...a little bit more rich, like he needed it in the first place.
Donald, since you have enough $ to last you your lifetime plus, YOU'RE FIRED....I'm the new spokesperson for The Apprentice!!!
You're fired by Andi March 11, 2005

You're a great guy 

A basic phrase used by females on guys who they just don't want. The phrase should always be ignored, even in cases where it may seem as thought the female is sincere (which rarely happens).
Bob tells his friend that he thinks that Michelle likes him because she told him the following:

I want to suck you're dick

You're a great guy

I would like to date you

When we have sex I don't want you to use a condom

Although it may seem as if there are four phrases telling Bob that Michelle wants him, there are in actuality only three, for "You're a great guy" is a masic program installed in females as soon as they learn the english language and develop a desire for guys.

You're fired 

An unsympathetic and merciless phrase which may be used by those with the power to hire and fire employees or contractors, when they no longer require the services of those in their employ.

Popularised by the entertainer Donald Trump on the TV show 'The Apprentice', before the majority of US voters decided to turn the phrase on him in November 2020.
"Mr Trump, the people have spoken: you're fired!"
You're fired by Sneachta dubh November 8, 2020

You're pullin a J Dawn 

When you sit and waste your life in front of the computer smoking weed while tumbling IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .. of course while petting Bruce.
- side effects may include BIEBER FEVER!!!
Jimbo : yo wut r u doin tonite??
Billy Bob : Nothin just chyllin at my house
Jimbo : Dude just come out with us we havent chilled in a long time.
Billy Bob : Fuck the world
Jimbo : Aw mann You're pullin a J Dawn!!!!

You're Irrelevant!

An insult that is commonly used by someone who thinks he's clever to describe that someone as "Irrelevant" though it is completley out of context so makes no sense.
Guy 1: Hey you coming out
Guy 2: Where?
Guy 1 : It doesn't matter, You're irrelevant!