wacker drive

Hell for a Chicagoan. Famous road, but no one ever takes it. Cuts through very useful places. However, GPS isn't functional on wacker,there are very few exits,and its difficult to get off. Rumor has it many uber drivers have taken one of the multiple wackers and disappeared. (there is a West wacker, easy wacker, upper, and so on...probably more but no one dares to find out) It is a test to an individual Chicagoans dedication to the city to escape from wacker drive.

My uber driver just took the wacker drive entry. Is he Crazy? What's going on?

by Chrisischristinenow January 17, 2017

Whacker

A low class person from Cork, Ireland. Typically, they have bad skin and attempt to drive cheap modified cars. Absolutely useless people.

Let's not go in there Dorothy. Probably full of whackers.

by Cork whacker August 1, 2017

wracket jack

Someone who presents themselves as a wreck and a jackass at the same time

That guy at the gas pump wearing linen pant and flaring his hands around in anger is a wracket jack.

by LunaSteelpittburgher October 2, 2017

whacker cracker

MY MF BEST FRIEND CC

You a whacker cracker dude

by Liz em December 31, 2017

Wackerbate

When you’re masterbating but you’re really wacking it hard.

Sometimes I wackerbate when I see thicc bitches.

by Bentheerapper June 29, 2018

Wacker

Someone who shoots people with real guns.

“Some fellah came into my house and wacked my best friend, he must be a wacker”

by Calvin purdy August 7, 2018

Wackerle

A giant red headed, red bearded douchebag.

I'm going to go take a Wackerle in the toilet.

by Droppingdueces101 January 6, 2019