Wizard Supreme

When a man uses his erect penis as a toy wand and casts spells while expelling semen.

"Oh daddy give me a wizard supreme"

"Expecto Patronus!"

by SwisherSwick May 10, 2012

Wizard Dinosaur

A dinosaur who performs magical spells by rawring them at the person/thing they want to be affected. It's bones have not been found because scientists believe they put invisibility cloaks on them at their burials. Some say they have seen some.

The wizard dinosaur put in an imperious curse on me and I am now his minion. RAWR!

by amazingperson29 November 8, 2011

shame wizard

That little voice in your head that comes out of the darkness to give you shame

Person One: The Shame Wizard is from the show Big Mouth but, i also feel he’s real sometimes

Person Two: Yeah it might feel like that, everyone has shame sometimes. It’s okay to feel shame!

by anonymous December 29, 2022

Crimson wizard

When you jack a dick off as hard and vigorously that the tip goes a worrying shade of crimson.

I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked

by Monstrous 69 September 17, 2021

Wizards trick

When you are about to nut and you spit on her back and she turns around and you cum all over her face.

I did the wizards trick on my bitch last night

by Bobbypog August 18, 2021

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

Wizard Blading

A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.

Hey, want to go wizard blading?

Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.

I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.

by Bladertariat May 1, 2022