rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick

Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.

by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008

Facebook Withdrawl

This is what happens when a person stops using facebook due to them charging for their services and they suddenly realize they are all alone.

Travis is having serious facebook withdrawl since he switched to MySpace.

by Travis the Legend Haynes June 18, 2010

The Wither King

A larger than normal wither that also has tentacles.

Was once a human, but due to unfortunate circumstances, is now a powerful creature.
has always been a gigachad

hey... why hasn't the wither king appeared in the rift dimension at all?

by 76MC June 24, 2023

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

witherwanded

Impotent or limpdicked.

Durwood is about as witherwanded as is possible without actually toting it around in a pickle jar.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

withrowed

A person who can be talking about something or telling a story and they habitually change the subject in the middle without warning. These people usually have vibrating anal plugs implanted 6 inches deep in their colon. The anal plugs are set to vibrate at random times during the day. This explains the reason for the subject change. Heck, wouldn’t you change the subject if it felt like you were having gay sex (Def #5) every 3 to 7 minutes.

The other day Brad totally withrowed us when he was telling us a story about a Brahma bull, chocolate puddin (Def. #2) and a giant 1200 pound silver back (Def #2) gorilla. Then, in mid sentence he proceeds to tell us how he has become a skankaholic and especially if she is a bouche.

by Spanky13 July 24, 2008

Withrow Mask

It is when you are having anal intercourse and are about to come, you put your hand over her mouth & nose so that she sucks & gasps, thus clenching her ass cheeks really hard to a pleasurable climax.

I was fucking her from behind and decided that for my pleasure i would give her the "Withrow Mask", it was awsome!!!

by JWit March 4, 2010